Voltron: One HELL of an Anime.

I would like to talk about Voltron.

An 80’s anime of awesomeness. Alot of people remember it from their childhood. A precurser of Power Rangers and a mixture of Transformers and Go-Bots.

And fighting princess and the center of attentions Allura. Lotor’s lust interest.

*GAGS ALMOST*

It was pervy. I am a fan of the old style of anime-animation like Speed Racer and this show too. THEN we have horrible American dubbing that dumbs the show down…and some preeeety pervy moments with Prince Lotor and Princess Allura. *which I ship CONSTANTLY. OH GOD* Lotor is SUCH an arrogant horny bastard at times. And it was on America’s television. Past the censors. THOSE WERE THE DAYS…

I now give you some of the perviest episodes. :3

It’ll be a Cold Day. Includes lesbians, Lotor kissing cousins *really, trying to kiss Allura’s cousin* damsels in distress and a mouse that wants to replace Kieth when he’s sick…or dead. WTF.

The Sleeping Princess. Lotor abducting Allura via funeral service.

The Treasure of Planet Tyrus. Lotor is getting an erotic massage and flaunts his biceps, Allura does a strip act with the rest of the Voltron force, Blue Lion almost gets gang-raped, Lotor as usual gets smacked in the face by Allura, then tries to get her drunk and make her give him head while the rest of her teamates are tied up to rockets and watching.

Give me your Princess. Allura acts like a bitch and decides to go on a solo mission alone…into Lotor’s arms. Also a partial crotch shot of Lotor, despite him wearing a kilt all the time. AND brushing his hair with a girly-comb. Then he watches his slave girls dance, fantasizing about Allura in such a skimpy outfit.

Bridge Over the River Chozzerai. Allura and her people celebrate a festival and folk tale on her home planet. Lotor is determind to play the part of the guy-who-runs-to-her-over-a-bridge-and-maybe-gets-laid juuust like the folk tale…while also fantasizing having her as his wife wearing a red dress. Course blowing up the bridge isn’t part of the folk tale. Instead of diving after her to save allura from drowning he just gets in his big-ass ship and swooping after her, watching her swim feebly away…and when she goes to the Blue Lion in her skimpy dress Lotor ambushes her and rips part of the front of her dress off, and then the lions are humping each other in the water.

The Deadly Flowers. Allura faints from evil flower petals, Lotor uses a light saber and useses it to sword fight and threaten an old man, a Ro-Beast with a hole in his crotch, and Allura dresses like Disney’s Princess Auora.

My Brother is a Robeast. The evil-version of Allura’s planet *Allura’s sexy cousin Romelle here* teams up with Lotor to fight. While doing an arena match he see’s Allura’s evil counterpart princess bitch who looks alot like the other said women…thus exciting something in his pants/kilt. Her father isn’t too happy with the bitch *being on the bad side* acting like a slut and letting Lotor carry her around with what appears to be a harem. Then her brother is turned into a robeast with a short kilt. Later the planet is plotting to back-stab but Lotor from his chair drinking with his harem finds out. *note the common use of cone-bras* Romelle is eventually taken prisoner…and the next episode is the first one I put up.

The Little Prince. Lotor massacres innocents and has Romelle prisoner while Voltron get’s lost in space. The spaceship s pioleted by Space Spartans and manage to find the Voltron who managed to get lost…oddly, enough. People are also dying in a hospital. And Voltron meets…GOD. Romelle is hanging from the cieling like a pinata, and carried off to Planet Doom…

There’ll Be a Royal Wedding. Romelle refuses to marry Lotor we spend a little while watching the gaurds shot at her at exucution. She falls down into the Pit of Skulls, find the original piolet of the Blue Lion, they escape in a ship with some more of her people and lesbians but they’re taken back into bondage cells.  Lotor’s an ass enough to use a giant big-boobed robot to grope-kill the scantily-clad lesbians to flush her out. Since escaping into another ship AGAIN *however last time it failed* Voltron is wrapped in bondage, saves the day, and it is revealed Allura and Romelle as lovers. Wait, what?

Lotor Traps Pidge. Lotor sets loose a storm upon Arus, which causes the planet into chaos. Pidge sets out to help the people into the storm shelters, encountering a youngster like him and fighting and gets hit with a dead rabbit. *WTF?* Meanwhile Lotor is drilling through the planet to get to the castle, sneaking into Allura’s bed chambers, destroying the Lions, and planting a Megabomb. He then fantasies the beautiful forced wedding with him and Allura. He ‘is haunted by a beautiful face’. Meanwhile Pidge is quite in gay love with his new friend…Pidge is punched by Lotor with a BLOODY lip *omg blood* and ‘it gives him insane pleasure’ when Pidge and friend are chained to the bomb. Lotor fully attacks the castle, but they escape and form Voltron, saving the day.

If you know an more pervy, as I knew but forgot the titles let me know!

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2 Responses to “Voltron: One HELL of an Anime.”

  1. anettetepesdracula Says:

    XD The king dude looked like he did the nazi salute. XD
    And the mouse is cute. :3
    And Lotor is annoying.. :/
    And the princess is kind of stupid…

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