FAIL Toys.

Reviews of toys from your childhood and now and how awful, or inapropiate, or weird, or silly they are.

FAIL: Pregnant Barbie.

FAIL: Spongebob singing rectal thermometer. *gross!*

FAIL: Dora the Explorer Aquapet. *suggestive packagaing*

FUNNY: Gene Simmons Plasma Lamp. One weird lamp.

FUNNY: Dog Food for kids. Even his dog didn’t eat it…

FAIL: Hulk Hogan Cheeseburger. *FAAKKEEE CHEEESE*

FAIL: Spiderman Walkie-talkies, easter eggs, breakfast cereal, popcorn, soda pop, Pringles, and knock-off action figures.

FAIL: Masturbating Pluto?

FAIL: Bumblin’ Pooh with the Cooking with Pooh cookbook, which I actually have!

FAIL: Perverted New York and knock-off Pooh products.

FAIL: Barbie and her pooper-scooper doggie.

FAIL: Disgustingly sweet but wholesome Barbie cereal and Cherry-motif prostitute Barbie dolls. *Bratz rip-off*

FAIL: Go Diego Go! Punching bag.

FAIL: Boob growing Skipper doll!

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