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Dream 8-11-09: Swamp and VHD

Posted in Dreams with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 11, 2009 by Sahkmet

Dream 8-11-09.

The beginning was the garden. The garden however, behind the grove o our yard was a swamp with pond weeds and scum. I was boated on floating sticks across the unknown depths of the bad water to the old fashioned pick up truck where stacks upon stacks of unknown, made-up gray Pink Floyd album and a tall tower of ceramic bowls tied with twine.  However the truck moved, and they fell into the water! Dad would be so mad!

I went to step on the sticks to get them and to shore, however my sister wouldn’t toss me them. So I leaped, and waded in the shallow water to shore. The shore being the back of our shed.

As I walked with my sister it was dark out, and where the other sheds were was farther away and a cottage. I was reading a Vampire Hunter D book where it said this village the Noble gives all the boys entering the village a test in these caves before he decides if one is to be at his pleasure. “He has a, shall we say, fondness for the males.” My sister giggled as I read it aloud.

Soon the image of Vampire Hunter D in a red tight weird hole…locked in and it looks like a red, smoother inside of a large geode. Well, next was a yellow and a blue one, with two rabbity creatures dying. Soon the vision ended and the vampire Noble *who looked like Count in the first VHD book* soon was carrying weakened D under his arm. The Noble had a greenish fine frock coat with yellowish long lacy sleeves, and D’s face was being twisted and distorted for a few moments…nonetheless I was being taken along by an invisible leash. The Noble was also bi, not gay. He had to keep up appearances anyways by having some lady!

We were led inside by some servants to the cottage, as the Noble went to a large sink and counter in the woods for his medicine. We sat at a table *familiar from the house I went to two days ago* and soon he returned with those delicious Chinese dumplings with the chives!

I ate alot of them, worried for D, and when the Noble left to get some of my ‘old friends’ D told me these were drugged with sleep drugs. The Noble meant for me to sleep while he had D…which was not very nice considering int he REALITY of the canon, Vampire Hunter D is basically invincible, and it would certainly be impossible really to rape him.

At this point the door opened and somehow I had short black hair. Outside looked in two ‘old friends of mine’ *who I had never seen before* a Pansy-flower faced lady in blue and another with dark hair in yellow.

I rubbed my head as the door immediately shut, somehow removing my straight short black hair out of a weird tie in the front, and I was wearing red. Then I was feeling loopy, strange colors as the drug took effect. Immediately I wandered into a room *again, familiar from my grandma’s house* with D, and I had a split person of myself, a hologram of a yellow dancing man on the wall. I flopped on the bed I was to share with the Noble and D *it could fit 3 as the Noble always expected* and soon fell asleep.

At this pointI woke up, once again. But went right back to sleep!

And so the dream weirdly continued. I flew to the garden and the edge of our swamp to the right. It was an airforce base where I worked. I landed, looking and walking about, past the All-Women’s-Air-Force unit with a meeting in the cockpit of a fighter plane. I watched the workers, taking over the night shift into the morning, clear and work at the desk I had worked at *supposedly* earlier in the night. All was fine as the sun rose over the morphing-in-size, bustling airport.

The End.

Keep An Eye Out for Milk Powder

Posted in News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2009 by Sahkmet

As you may have known, China has been really messing things up with cheap labor and crap for us and the rest of the world. There was tainted dog food, a few years ago there was lead poisoning in Mattel, and only recently Melamine in powdered milk, from China, killing and hurting their own children eating it. Please watch this and keep a look out for any food, from China, that has any thing with the words of powdered milk or dry milk.

Also remember the E. Coli in the spinach at Michigan, the big tomato Salmonella scare in the summer of 2008, and now the Peanut butter tainting.

Make sure you are aware.

FAIL Toys.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by Sahkmet

Reviews of toys from your childhood and now and how awful, or inapropiate, or weird, or silly they are.

FAIL: Pregnant Barbie.

FAIL: Spongebob singing rectal thermometer. *gross!*

FAIL: Dora the Explorer Aquapet. *suggestive packagaing*

FUNNY: Gene Simmons Plasma Lamp. One weird lamp.

FUNNY: Dog Food for kids. Even his dog didn’t eat it…

FAIL: Hulk Hogan Cheeseburger. *FAAKKEEE CHEEESE*

FAIL: Spiderman Walkie-talkies, easter eggs, breakfast cereal, popcorn, soda pop, Pringles, and knock-off action figures.

FAIL: Masturbating Pluto?

FAIL: Bumblin’ Pooh with the Cooking with Pooh cookbook, which I actually have!

FAIL: Perverted New York and knock-off Pooh products.

FAIL: Barbie and her pooper-scooper doggie.

FAIL: Disgustingly sweet but wholesome Barbie cereal and Cherry-motif prostitute Barbie dolls. *Bratz rip-off*

FAIL: Go Diego Go! Punching bag.

FAIL: Boob growing Skipper doll!

Taco-rific!

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 14, 2009 by Sahkmet

I give you…the best MadTV sketch EVER.

Coincidentally, my mom when she worked at Taco Bell accidently stuck an ice pick through her hand…kinda like the poor guy with the spork, actually…

SNL sketch of a kick-butt taco.