Reviews of toys from your childhood and now and how awful, or inapropiate, or weird, or silly they are.
FAIL: Pregnant Barbie.
FAIL: Spongebob singing rectal thermometer. *gross!*
FAIL: Dora the Explorer Aquapet. *suggestive packagaing*
FUNNY: Gene Simmons Plasma Lamp. One weird lamp.
FUNNY: Dog Food for kids. Even his dog didn’t eat it…
FAIL: Hulk Hogan Cheeseburger. *FAAKKEEE CHEEESE*
FAIL: Spiderman Walkie-talkies, easter eggs, breakfast cereal, popcorn, soda pop, Pringles, and knock-off action figures.
FAIL: Masturbating Pluto?
FAIL: Bumblin’ Pooh with the Cooking with Pooh cookbook, which I actually have!
FAIL: Perverted New York and knock-off Pooh products.
FAIL: Barbie and her pooper-scooper doggie.
FAIL: Disgustingly sweet but wholesome Barbie cereal and Cherry-motif prostitute Barbie dolls. *Bratz rip-off*
FAIL: Go Diego Go! Punching bag.
FAIL: Boob growing Skipper doll!
