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Fabio. The Most Beautiful Man in the Cosmos.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2009 by Sahkmet

Oh baby.

I can’t believe his muscles are real.

Apparently he was mostly some 80’s-90’s supermodel for Romance novels, and has also written some. My GOD, I mean seriously, this man has no neck!

Not to mention his boobs. *snickers*

But somehow I still find him on some sort of level of attractivness. I’ve always been attracted to the buff men…but his level of romantic cheesiness scares me from fully proclaiming that I have the hots for him. Just…just look! His nect, his face, his…hair…Looks like Mufasa.

What’s been going around in my house first was picking on Yanni *he stole the song Baker Street* Then it was that plus Klaus Nomi. *freaky now-dead singer*. Now I’ve added Fabio, and maybe I’ll do a picture with all three of them in concert. 😀 Ha. Ha.

Fabio is really fun to make fun of. He take shimself seriously and makes fun of himself all the time.

Enjoy his indulging videos.

How about a parody?

OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2009 by Sahkmet

Eric, Venger and Shadow Demon: Non-consensual.

MY EYES MY EYES!

I mean yes I’m a fan of this series *Dungeons and Dragons the Animated Series* YES it was implied Eric is gay and Venger’s bi for the kids but…but…I wasn’t expecting to find more than two pieces of fanart in my life putting that dirty fantasy to life. *I only found one other before this*

Excuse me while I trying not to gag and choke on my tears and keep my lunch down. THANK YOU.