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Taco Hell Revisted

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , on May 30, 2009 by Sahkmet

See my past post here.

The Last Man on Earth

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 2, 2009 by Sahkmet

Amongst Vincent Price’s best preformances. Very nice movie.

Now to make it fun parodying his unforgettable scene.

Fabio. The Most Beautiful Man in the Cosmos.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2009 by Sahkmet

Oh baby.

I can’t believe his muscles are real.

Apparently he was mostly some 80’s-90’s supermodel for Romance novels, and has also written some. My GOD, I mean seriously, this man has no neck!

Not to mention his boobs. *snickers*

But somehow I still find him on some sort of level of attractivness. I’ve always been attracted to the buff men…but his level of romantic cheesiness scares me from fully proclaiming that I have the hots for him. Just…just look! His nect, his face, his…hair…Looks like Mufasa.

What’s been going around in my house first was picking on Yanni *he stole the song Baker Street* Then it was that plus Klaus Nomi. *freaky now-dead singer*. Now I’ve added Fabio, and maybe I’ll do a picture with all three of them in concert. 😀 Ha. Ha.

Fabio is really fun to make fun of. He take shimself seriously and makes fun of himself all the time.

Enjoy his indulging videos.

How about a parody?

House: Awesome Show

Posted in Fun Stuff, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on April 22, 2009 by Sahkmet

House. My favorite show on TV now.

Besides Taxi and M*A*S*H* my favorite shows that are on are Hell’s Kitchen and…House. House is awesome. My kind of show.

I love the drama, the music, the characters working together…Dr. House…amazing.

It also has advanced lighting techniques and that sort of feeling that makes it crisp, blue and classy.

IMDB information on House, which the show is updated and you can watch on Hulu.

Nosferatu 1979

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 5, 2009 by Sahkmet

Nosferatu The Vampyre, or in the original German Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht. 1979 remake of the horror silent classic Nosferatu.


Today, being home alone, I decided to finally utilize my time and popped in the VHS tape of the English dubbed version of this movie into the VHS player and watch this version of my favorite horror Nosferatu. Sure, I got what I expected but also what I did not expect and a very unique approach to the camera work.

Because of so many opinions about this particular German/French movie, I shall give you small review-points for selected movie-goer viewpoints:

Vampire/Gothic movie counisurr: The film fulfills it’s purpose of using the vampire-temptlate in a state of purpose as vampires were intended: evil creatures of the night, former living, filled with the lust for blood and sexual desires, intelligence and supernatural powers, and the yearning and story of wishing for death as an immortal and the sacrifices of being undead. I would recommened this movie for giving a most perfect story outlining the true basis of vampires.

Viewers who are comparing this to the original: This film takes much artistic liberties at times in the film. It elaborates very nicely the original scenes, while ommiting many, changing their importances and sometimes seem to rush it. This constantly displaces these types of viewers, not to mention the plot of some characters into something not from the movie. *i.e. staking the vampire added in and a few smaller scenes, while Harker’s surprise ending and the loss of the chase-scene for Renfield.* This is definitly an interpretation, emulating and moving in a different direction than the first one. Fans will also really, really appreciate the erotic blood drinking scene. I garuntee it.

Movie-going people: This film has some somewhat questionable editing of the scenes, confusing a little and seemed displaced. However it looks like you have to be in the right frame of mind to call it ‘very good cinematography’. The music is very, very 70’s.Other than all this the setting is gray, eerie, creepy and gothic.

Twilight fans: This film will either make your shallow minds hate it because you don’t understand…or will open them up to a newer and more mature, serious light for what the word ‘vampire’ really means. It’s way more than just a sparkily pretty boy. In real folklore, they were downright ugly at times. And killed you. They were like animals. And no sparkles.

Well, I think that sums up most of the audience who would watch this besides average people.

Here are some links and clips to get your senses pumped for this whirlwind of a vampire film!

IMDB profile with offical information.

Klaus Kinski plays one hell of a Dracula.

The Saddest, Coolest and Thoughtprovoking Animation Yet

Posted in Fun Stuff, Movie Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by Sahkmet

I give you, utter musical beauty and a meaningful animated clip.

Here is the beautiful ending of the French animated film Le Roi et l’oiseau, *The King and the Mockingbird.* I was lucky to watch the movie when it was on youtube, but no more. I highly suggest watching this masterpiece. It took several decades to make, has a beautiful score, and an anti-tyrannism message.

Who says cartoons are not works of art?

Keep An Eye Out for Milk Powder

Posted in News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 31, 2009 by Sahkmet

As you may have known, China has been really messing things up with cheap labor and crap for us and the rest of the world. There was tainted dog food, a few years ago there was lead poisoning in Mattel, and only recently Melamine in powdered milk, from China, killing and hurting their own children eating it. Please watch this and keep a look out for any food, from China, that has any thing with the words of powdered milk or dry milk.

Also remember the E. Coli in the spinach at Michigan, the big tomato Salmonella scare in the summer of 2008, and now the Peanut butter tainting.

Make sure you are aware.

Dealing with Coulrophobia

Posted in Fun Stuff, Life Updates with tags , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by Sahkmet

Perfect example by great Youtuber Nalts. XD

Interesting indeed. Makes me laugh all the time!

I can deal with people dressed as clown, however much I prefer to stand at a distance and not get involved. I would have to say then I have a ‘fetish of making it a funny ‘big’ deal of it and avoiding them’.

Then this video comes along to foil all your efforts.

FAIL Toys.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 30, 2009 by Sahkmet

Reviews of toys from your childhood and now and how awful, or inapropiate, or weird, or silly they are.

FAIL: Pregnant Barbie.

FAIL: Spongebob singing rectal thermometer. *gross!*

FAIL: Dora the Explorer Aquapet. *suggestive packagaing*

FUNNY: Gene Simmons Plasma Lamp. One weird lamp.

FUNNY: Dog Food for kids. Even his dog didn’t eat it…

FAIL: Hulk Hogan Cheeseburger. *FAAKKEEE CHEEESE*

FAIL: Spiderman Walkie-talkies, easter eggs, breakfast cereal, popcorn, soda pop, Pringles, and knock-off action figures.

FAIL: Masturbating Pluto?

FAIL: Bumblin’ Pooh with the Cooking with Pooh cookbook, which I actually have!

FAIL: Perverted New York and knock-off Pooh products.

FAIL: Barbie and her pooper-scooper doggie.

FAIL: Disgustingly sweet but wholesome Barbie cereal and Cherry-motif prostitute Barbie dolls. *Bratz rip-off*

FAIL: Go Diego Go! Punching bag.

FAIL: Boob growing Skipper doll!

Classic Songs in 8-Bit

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 27, 2009 by Sahkmet

Please enjoy!

Hey You, Another Brick in the Wall and Is There Anybody Out There? by Pink Floyd.

A calming version of Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin.

One hell of a 8-bit song to do, Kashmir by Led Zeppelin.

Thriller by Michael Jackson.

Shout by Tears for Fears babeh!

Don’t Fear the Reaper by…MOAR COWBELL. *actually Blue Oyster Cult*

Okay NOT a classic song for back then but it IS classic Marylin Manson, The Beautiful People. *which I occasionally listen to some of his songs, though.* I had to put it in…XD

Sweet Child O’ Mine by Gun’s n’ Roses…I think.

Rock you Like a Hurricane by Scorpians.

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. CLASSIC.

And who could forget another Zeppelin… BLACK DOG!

Ashes to Ashes, classic David Bowie. 😀

Bon Jovi says, You Give Love a Bad Name!

And finally…You Spin me Right Round!

SNL Short: Punching People Before they Eat.

Posted in Fun Stuff with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 26, 2009 by Sahkmet

Lo and behold, modern SNL sketches CAN be funny!

Punching people before eating.

If a bit gross at most…

Playing with you Wii.

Steve Martin!

Don’t Buy Stuff.

DOUBLE-JEPARDOY!

Cosby, Mrs. Osbourne and Sean Connery.

Voltronic Updates: Movie in 2010.

Posted in Fun Stuff, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2009 by Sahkmet

Found this lovely old 80’s thing of two radical Christians talking about how violent and evil Voltron and Transformers is.

Haah!

Then the Voltron movie I believe is supposed to come out in 2010. Don’t know ANyThING about it though. Hopefully it’ll have…live-action Prince Lotor…*squeals*

Annd…that’s about it, really.

A fun and Informative Review of ‘Labyrinth’.

Posted in Fun Stuff, Movie Reviews, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 23, 2009 by Sahkmet

Nostalgia Chick reviews the 80’s fantasy-muppet-fairy-Bowie’s-package movie Labyrinth.

*link above*

The website hosts lots of movie, video game and comic book reviews, lead by the main guy Nostalgia Critic. Part-time reviewer of the more femme-side of things is Nostalgia Chick, who has reviewed She-Ra and others.

Lately at the Redford Theatre where I do volunteer work at and have for 3 years  we have jumped the gun and will be showing Labyrinth June 12th and 13th. Yes. Bowie’s tight pants on screen. Wild hysteric fantasy on the big screen.

A classic movie no doubt, and we’re going ALL OUT with this one besides Caddyshack. This movie is certain to attract the people in their 30’s *since they were kids and teenagers in the 80’s and this movie is their nostalgic value* along with the younger generation that has them as their parents.

It will be SO FUN.

As for the review, what better timeing for her to do it! We had done a screening of it, making our younger board members quake with nostalgia and the older *including my parents who were born toooo early* have really mixed feelings and generally confused by it. This review will poke fun and give us laughs. I recommend it for anyone. XD It’s such a fun movie…Odd, 80’s, sexual innuendo, art direction by famous Brian Froud, completely made with puppets with the only CGI being the begginning credits, sexy Jareth, LARPING, babies, wooden actresses…

Voltron: One HELL of an Anime.

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 22, 2009 by Sahkmet

I would like to talk about Voltron.

An 80’s anime of awesomeness. Alot of people remember it from their childhood. A precurser of Power Rangers and a mixture of Transformers and Go-Bots.

And fighting princess and the center of attentions Allura. Lotor’s lust interest.

*GAGS ALMOST*

It was pervy. I am a fan of the old style of anime-animation like Speed Racer and this show too. THEN we have horrible American dubbing that dumbs the show down…and some preeeety pervy moments with Prince Lotor and Princess Allura. *which I ship CONSTANTLY. OH GOD* Lotor is SUCH an arrogant horny bastard at times. And it was on America’s television. Past the censors. THOSE WERE THE DAYS…

I now give you some of the perviest episodes. :3

It’ll be a Cold Day. Includes lesbians, Lotor kissing cousins *really, trying to kiss Allura’s cousin* damsels in distress and a mouse that wants to replace Kieth when he’s sick…or dead. WTF.

The Sleeping Princess. Lotor abducting Allura via funeral service.

The Treasure of Planet Tyrus. Lotor is getting an erotic massage and flaunts his biceps, Allura does a strip act with the rest of the Voltron force, Blue Lion almost gets gang-raped, Lotor as usual gets smacked in the face by Allura, then tries to get her drunk and make her give him head while the rest of her teamates are tied up to rockets and watching.

Give me your Princess. Allura acts like a bitch and decides to go on a solo mission alone…into Lotor’s arms. Also a partial crotch shot of Lotor, despite him wearing a kilt all the time. AND brushing his hair with a girly-comb. Then he watches his slave girls dance, fantasizing about Allura in such a skimpy outfit.

Bridge Over the River Chozzerai. Allura and her people celebrate a festival and folk tale on her home planet. Lotor is determind to play the part of the guy-who-runs-to-her-over-a-bridge-and-maybe-gets-laid juuust like the folk tale…while also fantasizing having her as his wife wearing a red dress. Course blowing up the bridge isn’t part of the folk tale. Instead of diving after her to save allura from drowning he just gets in his big-ass ship and swooping after her, watching her swim feebly away…and when she goes to the Blue Lion in her skimpy dress Lotor ambushes her and rips part of the front of her dress off, and then the lions are humping each other in the water.

The Deadly Flowers. Allura faints from evil flower petals, Lotor uses a light saber and useses it to sword fight and threaten an old man, a Ro-Beast with a hole in his crotch, and Allura dresses like Disney’s Princess Auora.

My Brother is a Robeast. The evil-version of Allura’s planet *Allura’s sexy cousin Romelle here* teams up with Lotor to fight. While doing an arena match he see’s Allura’s evil counterpart princess bitch who looks alot like the other said women…thus exciting something in his pants/kilt. Her father isn’t too happy with the bitch *being on the bad side* acting like a slut and letting Lotor carry her around with what appears to be a harem. Then her brother is turned into a robeast with a short kilt. Later the planet is plotting to back-stab but Lotor from his chair drinking with his harem finds out. *note the common use of cone-bras* Romelle is eventually taken prisoner…and the next episode is the first one I put up.

The Little Prince. Lotor massacres innocents and has Romelle prisoner while Voltron get’s lost in space. The spaceship s pioleted by Space Spartans and manage to find the Voltron who managed to get lost…oddly, enough. People are also dying in a hospital. And Voltron meets…GOD. Romelle is hanging from the cieling like a pinata, and carried off to Planet Doom…

There’ll Be a Royal Wedding. Romelle refuses to marry Lotor we spend a little while watching the gaurds shot at her at exucution. She falls down into the Pit of Skulls, find the original piolet of the Blue Lion, they escape in a ship with some more of her people and lesbians but they’re taken back into bondage cells.  Lotor’s an ass enough to use a giant big-boobed robot to grope-kill the scantily-clad lesbians to flush her out. Since escaping into another ship AGAIN *however last time it failed* Voltron is wrapped in bondage, saves the day, and it is revealed Allura and Romelle as lovers. Wait, what?

Lotor Traps Pidge. Lotor sets loose a storm upon Arus, which causes the planet into chaos. Pidge sets out to help the people into the storm shelters, encountering a youngster like him and fighting and gets hit with a dead rabbit. *WTF?* Meanwhile Lotor is drilling through the planet to get to the castle, sneaking into Allura’s bed chambers, destroying the Lions, and planting a Megabomb. He then fantasies the beautiful forced wedding with him and Allura. He ‘is haunted by a beautiful face’. Meanwhile Pidge is quite in gay love with his new friend…Pidge is punched by Lotor with a BLOODY lip *omg blood* and ‘it gives him insane pleasure’ when Pidge and friend are chained to the bomb. Lotor fully attacks the castle, but they escape and form Voltron, saving the day.

If you know an more pervy, as I knew but forgot the titles let me know!

Dragonball Evolution movie.

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews, Movie Reviews, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 19, 2009 by Sahkmet

Yes I managed to find, with the help from Andi for the website, a sorta-chopped up leaked version of the Dragonball movie online.

HERE.

The only good moments are those of Piccolo. He’s kickass and in such a suckass movie. Seriously. It’s too short. And seriously, Goku should not be a teenager American dude. He should be Chinese like his girlfriend, Yamcha, Roshi, grandpa, etc. It’s a major disappointment to us Dragon Ball fans. The only good moments are Piccolo and the KAMEHAMEHA. Most of it is insulting the manga and the anime. I pray, if they do the rest of the trilogy. *yes they are planning on that* that it’d be better.

Or it may turn out like the crappy failure of Eragon. Unfinished. Horrible. Insulting to the source material.

*sighs*

Oh, and here’s a trash of the trailer for the movie. XD