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Art Update 3-29-09: Wicked Clowns, Lotor and sketches

Posted in Art with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2009 by Sahkmet

Art update 3-29-09.

The rendition of my horrible clown-chase dream...

The rendition of my horrible clown-chase dream...

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Princess Allura and Prince Lotor, a match made in heavenly space! NOT.

Princess Allura and Prince Lotor, a match made in heavenly space! NOT.

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*DISTURBING CLOWN PICTURE*

Sketches form the body building show the night before.

Sketches form the body building show the night before.

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More sketches from the show with an assorted amount of Tim Curry. :3

More sketches from the show with an assorted amount of Tim Curry. :3

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It’s True: Voltron HAS Crossed the Lines

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews, Movie Reviews, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 26, 2009 by Sahkmet

I mean sure, it has guns and people getting killed and dead. It has a WOMAN fighting and only part-time damsel in distress! And some complicated storyline! But most of all, it has Prince Lotor in an obsessive womanizing relationship with Allura. We clearly see sexual tension more than I’ve ever seen in a kid’s show from that era. Not the ‘in love’ kind. More like the ‘non-consenting’ kind. *which makes their pairing all the more kinky*

Then I discovered these screenshots from an ACTUAL episode which I DON’T KNOW. I think it could be second season or not…

It made me gag and blush. ACTUAL EPISODE.

URK. O_O

The only thing I can tell is that the episode has Lotor in a ‘bio-chamber’ and appears to gain strength with magical steriods.

Also note in the above pic that Lotor might be a woman…*snorts*

Here’s where I got the screenshots from.

*still gagging*

Also someone reviewed the screenplay of the Voltron live-action movie.

I have a bad feeling it’s going to be just like Dragonball: Evolution and Eragon: CRAP FROM DEPARTING FROM THE STORYLINE.

Voltronic Updates: Movie in 2010.

Posted in Fun Stuff, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , on March 24, 2009 by Sahkmet

Found this lovely old 80’s thing of two radical Christians talking about how violent and evil Voltron and Transformers is.

Haah!

Then the Voltron movie I believe is supposed to come out in 2010. Don’t know ANyThING about it though. Hopefully it’ll have…live-action Prince Lotor…*squeals*

Annd…that’s about it, really.

Voltron: One HELL of an Anime.

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 22, 2009 by Sahkmet

I would like to talk about Voltron.

An 80’s anime of awesomeness. Alot of people remember it from their childhood. A precurser of Power Rangers and a mixture of Transformers and Go-Bots.

And fighting princess and the center of attentions Allura. Lotor’s lust interest.

*GAGS ALMOST*

It was pervy. I am a fan of the old style of anime-animation like Speed Racer and this show too. THEN we have horrible American dubbing that dumbs the show down…and some preeeety pervy moments with Prince Lotor and Princess Allura. *which I ship CONSTANTLY. OH GOD* Lotor is SUCH an arrogant horny bastard at times. And it was on America’s television. Past the censors. THOSE WERE THE DAYS…

I now give you some of the perviest episodes. :3

It’ll be a Cold Day. Includes lesbians, Lotor kissing cousins *really, trying to kiss Allura’s cousin* damsels in distress and a mouse that wants to replace Kieth when he’s sick…or dead. WTF.

The Sleeping Princess. Lotor abducting Allura via funeral service.

The Treasure of Planet Tyrus. Lotor is getting an erotic massage and flaunts his biceps, Allura does a strip act with the rest of the Voltron force, Blue Lion almost gets gang-raped, Lotor as usual gets smacked in the face by Allura, then tries to get her drunk and make her give him head while the rest of her teamates are tied up to rockets and watching.

Give me your Princess. Allura acts like a bitch and decides to go on a solo mission alone…into Lotor’s arms. Also a partial crotch shot of Lotor, despite him wearing a kilt all the time. AND brushing his hair with a girly-comb. Then he watches his slave girls dance, fantasizing about Allura in such a skimpy outfit.

Bridge Over the River Chozzerai. Allura and her people celebrate a festival and folk tale on her home planet. Lotor is determind to play the part of the guy-who-runs-to-her-over-a-bridge-and-maybe-gets-laid juuust like the folk tale…while also fantasizing having her as his wife wearing a red dress. Course blowing up the bridge isn’t part of the folk tale. Instead of diving after her to save allura from drowning he just gets in his big-ass ship and swooping after her, watching her swim feebly away…and when she goes to the Blue Lion in her skimpy dress Lotor ambushes her and rips part of the front of her dress off, and then the lions are humping each other in the water.

The Deadly Flowers. Allura faints from evil flower petals, Lotor uses a light saber and useses it to sword fight and threaten an old man, a Ro-Beast with a hole in his crotch, and Allura dresses like Disney’s Princess Auora.

My Brother is a Robeast. The evil-version of Allura’s planet *Allura’s sexy cousin Romelle here* teams up with Lotor to fight. While doing an arena match he see’s Allura’s evil counterpart princess bitch who looks alot like the other said women…thus exciting something in his pants/kilt. Her father isn’t too happy with the bitch *being on the bad side* acting like a slut and letting Lotor carry her around with what appears to be a harem. Then her brother is turned into a robeast with a short kilt. Later the planet is plotting to back-stab but Lotor from his chair drinking with his harem finds out. *note the common use of cone-bras* Romelle is eventually taken prisoner…and the next episode is the first one I put up.

The Little Prince. Lotor massacres innocents and has Romelle prisoner while Voltron get’s lost in space. The spaceship s pioleted by Space Spartans and manage to find the Voltron who managed to get lost…oddly, enough. People are also dying in a hospital. And Voltron meets…GOD. Romelle is hanging from the cieling like a pinata, and carried off to Planet Doom…

There’ll Be a Royal Wedding. Romelle refuses to marry Lotor we spend a little while watching the gaurds shot at her at exucution. She falls down into the Pit of Skulls, find the original piolet of the Blue Lion, they escape in a ship with some more of her people and lesbians but they’re taken back into bondage cells.  Lotor’s an ass enough to use a giant big-boobed robot to grope-kill the scantily-clad lesbians to flush her out. Since escaping into another ship AGAIN *however last time it failed* Voltron is wrapped in bondage, saves the day, and it is revealed Allura and Romelle as lovers. Wait, what?

Lotor Traps Pidge. Lotor sets loose a storm upon Arus, which causes the planet into chaos. Pidge sets out to help the people into the storm shelters, encountering a youngster like him and fighting and gets hit with a dead rabbit. *WTF?* Meanwhile Lotor is drilling through the planet to get to the castle, sneaking into Allura’s bed chambers, destroying the Lions, and planting a Megabomb. He then fantasies the beautiful forced wedding with him and Allura. He ‘is haunted by a beautiful face’. Meanwhile Pidge is quite in gay love with his new friend…Pidge is punched by Lotor with a BLOODY lip *omg blood* and ‘it gives him insane pleasure’ when Pidge and friend are chained to the bomb. Lotor fully attacks the castle, but they escape and form Voltron, saving the day.

If you know an more pervy, as I knew but forgot the titles let me know!