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Godly Cartoon Smite. Dream 6-8-09.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 8, 2009 by Sahkmet

Dream 6-8-09.

I was in my house. My family was too. I went into the driveway, hearing thunder in the distance. As I strolled about the front yard I realized that today, around the world, was the re-enactment of the plaques Moses did to Egypt! I headed inside and was frightened, for I always am when cosmic anomalies arise. My siblings and family throughout the house were in wonder and foreboding terror as the sun quickly set and darkness, like a blanket move in on the evening sky in one wave. All was dark save the moon, yellow, dripping.

I was chatting with Andi my friend, and she was reporting the same thing at her home. But it was on the news this was not related to the bible: there were aliens, going about incinerating. For in the distance in the sky and the loud sound of thunder and ominous loud things, it was a swarm of alien ships coming closer, and closer, dead on in our direction on my street. I typed ‘bye’ to Andi and prepared to make my family run, run, run while they can.

They did not listen, instead to hide in the basement and face this threat. I warned the house could be incinerated by the fire, but no, they did no move. I watched as the aliens busted through with space ships and warriors through the gate of our street the neighbors were bracing. One of them the commander had possessed a body of a man and was in our house, gloating in a distorted voice our deaths and agonies.

When he went into another room I ran outside. Deep into the backyard, through the trees on the left of our large yard, into the neighbor’s bushy undergrowth and climbed over the layers of walls. I new I had to reach safty, where ever it was. I remembered several dreams and I knew, just knew, there was a world beyond where I could escape.

I was the walls. Leaping up and unto I knew I had passed into the realm of the fantasy. I crawled through the layer maze of holes in the upper wall in the blue sky, encountering creatures and Mr. Nowhere man, pools of water, finally…

I had reached the department store! People demented and dressed elegantly, and I flew over them towards the next room to the right. There were terraces *all this was obviously indoor and enclosed* and people in normal clothing from the 1800’s.  I flew over them, smiling.

I soon came to another room festooned with light and a cartoon boardwalk of brick, floating in a the shallow water. There were plants and jungle stuff, and a room by the dividing wall. I went inside and saw satyr people, devils and Jesus having sex. I was suddenly put inside one of their heads in an orgy, fucking one another as a goat man. Soon I flew out of the head, and continued walking my journey past the twisted room of the sexual satyrs. People were walking by me, from all sorts of rooms. People, children, satyrs, the 18000’s people, cartoon creations, etc. But I felt watched.

Soon I encounterd a long counter top dividing me.  I leaped over and discovered on the other side of the countertop was chips and onion rings roasting in an oven. I was certainly so glad after having a gay sexual escapade fucking Jesus with Satan. For there to my front was a recreation of Mackinac island, this dimly lit swimming pool and fountain. As I waded in and out of the cold water to go towards the light around it, I felt watched.

Watched by a mix of Count Olaf, Dr. Who’s face and wearing a pink and white pinstripe vaudeville suit. He was on a porch looking above, and I left to the left.

There was a general store and restaurant, and looking out I saw the sky! I went to there, and there was a jungle! Green and lush! And lo and behold a tourist large viking boat boarding passengers. I however went closer to the light *realizing that the jungle would lead back to the swamp next to my yard, back to reality* and walks on the wooden floating plank dock and towards the edge. There I saw the source of true sunlight in all this enclosure: a bubble window overlooking the destroyed Detroit city of reality.

So I determined, I must live here to be safe from the outside world I went into the general store of the people and cartoons where, the Candy Man *as I called him* was there! He smiled and started to grab and chase me! I went through the fountain, over the countertop in his pursuit, through the brick boardwalk and thought I lost him admits the throngs of the Satyrs.  I thought.

I knew I must escape back into reality, for I would be endlessly pursued by the horny Candy Man. I went back to the large bubble window, towering over me. Tot he left were the wishing rooms.

One room was for the random wishes of treasure. Another for the random wishes of life-positions of power. And another, the random wishes to go home! so I went in, the Candy Man watching…I was granted and walked down underneath the tent…crawled…

And ended up under the stair case of a college. there I saw my sister, happy and alive at college!

But alas I felt compelled and took her along to show her around. There I back tracked, showed her the chips, the Mackinac Island water park, the general store and ended where I described the cartoon bricks of the Satyr room.

And then I saw the Candy Man standing there clutching his bamboo hooked cane.

And then, I had awoken. Loosing my fantasy world.

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The Saddest, Coolest and Thoughtprovoking Animation Yet

Posted in Fun Stuff, Movie Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 2, 2009 by Sahkmet

I give you, utter musical beauty and a meaningful animated clip.

Here is the beautiful ending of the French animated film Le Roi et l’oiseau, *The King and the Mockingbird.* I was lucky to watch the movie when it was on youtube, but no more. I highly suggest watching this masterpiece. It took several decades to make, has a beautiful score, and an anti-tyrannism message.

Who says cartoons are not works of art?

It’s True: Voltron HAS Crossed the Lines

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews, Movie Reviews, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 26, 2009 by Sahkmet

I mean sure, it has guns and people getting killed and dead. It has a WOMAN fighting and only part-time damsel in distress! And some complicated storyline! But most of all, it has Prince Lotor in an obsessive womanizing relationship with Allura. We clearly see sexual tension more than I’ve ever seen in a kid’s show from that era. Not the ‘in love’ kind. More like the ‘non-consenting’ kind. *which makes their pairing all the more kinky*

Then I discovered these screenshots from an ACTUAL episode which I DON’T KNOW. I think it could be second season or not…

It made me gag and blush. ACTUAL EPISODE.

URK. O_O

The only thing I can tell is that the episode has Lotor in a ‘bio-chamber’ and appears to gain strength with magical steriods.

Also note in the above pic that Lotor might be a woman…*snorts*

Here’s where I got the screenshots from.

*still gagging*

Also someone reviewed the screenplay of the Voltron live-action movie.

I have a bad feeling it’s going to be just like Dragonball: Evolution and Eragon: CRAP FROM DEPARTING FROM THE STORYLINE.

Voltron: One HELL of an Anime.

Posted in Fun Stuff, Manga and Anime reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 22, 2009 by Sahkmet

I would like to talk about Voltron.

An 80’s anime of awesomeness. Alot of people remember it from their childhood. A precurser of Power Rangers and a mixture of Transformers and Go-Bots.

And fighting princess and the center of attentions Allura. Lotor’s lust interest.

*GAGS ALMOST*

It was pervy. I am a fan of the old style of anime-animation like Speed Racer and this show too. THEN we have horrible American dubbing that dumbs the show down…and some preeeety pervy moments with Prince Lotor and Princess Allura. *which I ship CONSTANTLY. OH GOD* Lotor is SUCH an arrogant horny bastard at times. And it was on America’s television. Past the censors. THOSE WERE THE DAYS…

I now give you some of the perviest episodes. :3

It’ll be a Cold Day. Includes lesbians, Lotor kissing cousins *really, trying to kiss Allura’s cousin* damsels in distress and a mouse that wants to replace Kieth when he’s sick…or dead. WTF.

The Sleeping Princess. Lotor abducting Allura via funeral service.

The Treasure of Planet Tyrus. Lotor is getting an erotic massage and flaunts his biceps, Allura does a strip act with the rest of the Voltron force, Blue Lion almost gets gang-raped, Lotor as usual gets smacked in the face by Allura, then tries to get her drunk and make her give him head while the rest of her teamates are tied up to rockets and watching.

Give me your Princess. Allura acts like a bitch and decides to go on a solo mission alone…into Lotor’s arms. Also a partial crotch shot of Lotor, despite him wearing a kilt all the time. AND brushing his hair with a girly-comb. Then he watches his slave girls dance, fantasizing about Allura in such a skimpy outfit.

Bridge Over the River Chozzerai. Allura and her people celebrate a festival and folk tale on her home planet. Lotor is determind to play the part of the guy-who-runs-to-her-over-a-bridge-and-maybe-gets-laid juuust like the folk tale…while also fantasizing having her as his wife wearing a red dress. Course blowing up the bridge isn’t part of the folk tale. Instead of diving after her to save allura from drowning he just gets in his big-ass ship and swooping after her, watching her swim feebly away…and when she goes to the Blue Lion in her skimpy dress Lotor ambushes her and rips part of the front of her dress off, and then the lions are humping each other in the water.

The Deadly Flowers. Allura faints from evil flower petals, Lotor uses a light saber and useses it to sword fight and threaten an old man, a Ro-Beast with a hole in his crotch, and Allura dresses like Disney’s Princess Auora.

My Brother is a Robeast. The evil-version of Allura’s planet *Allura’s sexy cousin Romelle here* teams up with Lotor to fight. While doing an arena match he see’s Allura’s evil counterpart princess bitch who looks alot like the other said women…thus exciting something in his pants/kilt. Her father isn’t too happy with the bitch *being on the bad side* acting like a slut and letting Lotor carry her around with what appears to be a harem. Then her brother is turned into a robeast with a short kilt. Later the planet is plotting to back-stab but Lotor from his chair drinking with his harem finds out. *note the common use of cone-bras* Romelle is eventually taken prisoner…and the next episode is the first one I put up.

The Little Prince. Lotor massacres innocents and has Romelle prisoner while Voltron get’s lost in space. The spaceship s pioleted by Space Spartans and manage to find the Voltron who managed to get lost…oddly, enough. People are also dying in a hospital. And Voltron meets…GOD. Romelle is hanging from the cieling like a pinata, and carried off to Planet Doom…

There’ll Be a Royal Wedding. Romelle refuses to marry Lotor we spend a little while watching the gaurds shot at her at exucution. She falls down into the Pit of Skulls, find the original piolet of the Blue Lion, they escape in a ship with some more of her people and lesbians but they’re taken back into bondage cells.  Lotor’s an ass enough to use a giant big-boobed robot to grope-kill the scantily-clad lesbians to flush her out. Since escaping into another ship AGAIN *however last time it failed* Voltron is wrapped in bondage, saves the day, and it is revealed Allura and Romelle as lovers. Wait, what?

Lotor Traps Pidge. Lotor sets loose a storm upon Arus, which causes the planet into chaos. Pidge sets out to help the people into the storm shelters, encountering a youngster like him and fighting and gets hit with a dead rabbit. *WTF?* Meanwhile Lotor is drilling through the planet to get to the castle, sneaking into Allura’s bed chambers, destroying the Lions, and planting a Megabomb. He then fantasies the beautiful forced wedding with him and Allura. He ‘is haunted by a beautiful face’. Meanwhile Pidge is quite in gay love with his new friend…Pidge is punched by Lotor with a BLOODY lip *omg blood* and ‘it gives him insane pleasure’ when Pidge and friend are chained to the bomb. Lotor fully attacks the castle, but they escape and form Voltron, saving the day.

If you know an more pervy, as I knew but forgot the titles let me know!

TWITTER

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 18, 2009 by Sahkmet

For all you Twitter-heads out there.

Oh, yes, I also have a Twitter. I only use it though to feel happy reading updates from The Ellen Show and some other similar junk like that when I log on it every 3 days. 😛

Also enjoy the Catina Band jazz number from Star Wars on harp!

The Princess and the Frog: Traditional Disney Animated Movie.

Posted in Fun Stuff, News Updates Other Than My Life with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 17, 2009 by Sahkmet

I’m sure you might have known the news…

Disney is releasing later this year it’s first African-American princess, and the first official one in quite a few years. Not only that but thankfully it’s actually 2D animation like the good-ole days of yore. *HAND ANIMATED CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?* Hopefully it’ll be classic as Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, and The Lion King in quality, songs, art and character. Hell I want to see it in theaters!

The style: It’s set in New Orleans. Involving jazz, frogs, voodoo and all that stuff that is much different than the usual European-royal fare of the majority of Princess movies of Disney. Course we have in similar vein the Arabian tale of Aladdin. Definitly not set in white-man’s culture. 😀 We actually have a black princess!

And then comes the villain. MY GOD. I found an article with new pictures of the characters and…like…wow…I’m so glad he’s so dark looking. Seriously, it’s been a long, long, painful while since we’ve had a movie that appears to harken to the days when cartoons were dark and violent in the 80’s and 90’s…and kids liked it. WOW. I HAVE CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE and it’s only a painting we have and nothing else.

First look at the characters.

IMDB archive.

I am giddy with excitement. And even also the beautiful, grand project of Rapunzel that they’re working on. *unfortunately pink mostly*

It’s a big, beautiful step for animation.